My Diet For The Past Week

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My diet for the past week has consisted of…

• 5 pounds, or roughly 4,000 calories, of chicken and dumplings on Christmas day
• 8 pieces of Popeyes Chicken
• 7 Jack In The Box tacos
• 2 Jumbo Jacks from Jack In The Box
• 4 orders of fries
• 1 steak from Houstons
• 1 order of crispy enchiladas from Taco Diner
• 1 entire Fratellis pizza
• Way too many beers
• 1 Quarter Pounder
• 6 slices of Dominos Pizza
• 7 tablets of Vytorin

Never again will I punish myself with such a ridiculous amount of fast food in one week. Seriously, I typically don’t eat like such a fat ass, but this week of moving into a new apartment has turned me into a regular pre-NutriSystem (or is it Jenny Craig?) Kirsti Alley.

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